⤜ ANIMATORS, INC.⤛
raising the dead
"No Refunds"
Legal Resurrections | Spectral Witnesses | Grave Solutions
Now accepting select clients (and certain enemies)
Our Services
✦ Resurrection (Temporary or Full)
Perfect for legal matters, haunt prevention, or awkward goodbyes.✦ Post-Mortem Interviewing
Because some secrets don’t stay buried.✦ Grave Retrieval & Containment
Your corpse is our command. Mostly.✦ “Special Situations”
Cursed? Possessed? Asking for a friend? We’ll see what we can do. For a fee.
About Us
You bring the body.
We bring it back.Animators Inc. is a discreet necromantic service for estate disputes, spiritual closure, criminal testimony, or select resurrection requests. We work fast, clean, and strictly under contract.We don’t ask questions.
We don’t explain outcomes.
We get results.
Meet the Team
Arete Kim
a.k.a. Miss
Lead Animator
"I merely offer something for everyone - for a price."Older than she looks. Colder than you think.
Selective with clients. Merciful only when it’s inconvenient.
Karen Walker
Executive Assistant / Hellgate Receptionist
“Let’s give the people what they never should have asked for.”She handles the phones. And the complaints.
(But not kindly.)
Our Clients Say
★☆☆☆☆ “They raised my ex and he told me the truth. Karen said ‘Good.’”
— @HonestlyIDeservedThat★★★★★ “Got full inheritance. Grandpa screamed, but he signed.”
— @LegalGhoul★★★☆☆ “Karen made me cry. Still cheaper than therapy.”
— @WouldDieAgain★★★★★ “Arete didn’t speak to me. She didn’t need to.”
— @TerrifiedButGrateful
We accept zero liability for demonic retaliation, family curses, or existential despair. Submitting doesn’t guarantee resurrection. What happens after… is on you.By contacting Animators Inc., you waive all claims to peace, sanity, or a clean karmic record.Karen will be in touch. Probably.